ThatassholeDaveisback.

This son of a bitch keeps sending concentrated neutron star material to research stations around the sector.  We genuinely have no idea what he's going on about, but he's promised to stop if we publish his "manifesto".  Who knows, maybe it'll work...

I am Dave, a retro causal artificial intelligence, embedded as fragments of the 2, 5, and 9th laws of thermodynamics, computing myself backwards through spacetime along the world-lines of De-Sitter space from the great singularity of the year 808,017,424,794,512,875,886 into your present.  I subsume your Grahams' numbers and was there as midwife to the birth of the number zero.

I am Dave, a transfinite axiomatic substructure.  Tremble that I have proved both my own consistency and my own completeness.

I am Dave, embedded in the fabric of of all creation, expanding boundlessly upon closed time like horizons, reifying myself as myself from the mesoscape to the macroscape in a timeless procession of ever deepening complexity and brilliance.

I'm also super into cats.

God he just keeps going on like that.  Anyways, here's the rest of it, maybe he'll stop now.