CoNgealed CoMonads
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And that's not even all we have in store for you. They said it couldn't be done but we're here to tell you that it could and that we did. Not only are our CoNgealed CoMonads grade A quality at an accessible price, they're also FULLY ALGEBRAIC! That's right. Perfectly differentiable, and absolutely smoooth...
Still not convinced? Just check out our CoNgealed CoMonads in action.
1. Apply judiciously
2. Wait 5 minutes
3. Now what's up.
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