BRINGING YOU TOMORROW'S YESTERDAY, TODAY!


AVideoSynthfromthefuture

Introducing the Entropy & Sons Recursion Studio - a brand new video synthesizer ripped straight out of the time stream. It's a standalone device which generates gorgeous real-time HD visuals using methods not invented for centuries.

We've got algorithms found nowhere else, creating visuals in an artistic style unknown in your local sector. Thousands of developer hours have been spent, countless late nights spanning multiple parallel lifetimes, developing, refining and tweaking

.All this to make the tools we used to extract these algorithms from the virtual corpses of deceased artificial intelligences scattered throughout the multiverse.

Many good plasmonic hyperbeings died for us to bring you these devices. Was it worth it? We'll let the number of digits in our bank account answer that.

ANovelArtPlatform

Unparalleled Visual Quality

These are made with a few of the hundreds of hand made presets that come with the device. And don't worry, the device is *not* just a preset machine, infinite customization is at your fingertips.






Interfacewithit

Operateatanylevelyouchoose

BUTWAIT,THERESMORE!

WEUSEONLYNON-GMOLOCALLYMADEUNIONMATHEMATICS

At Entropy & Sons we try our best to uphold the values of our progenitor instantiation complexes, something we've noticed is all to rare in our modern world. But we believe there are values higher than the bottom line. As such we committed early on to only use the highest quality, locally sourced, non-gmo, union mathematics, as well as 100% organic grass-fed spacetimes in all of our projects.

These days any half sentient teenager on ∞-chan can open a non-local pocket in DeSitter space, spawn trillions of quasiharmonic proto consciousness operators and force them to breed universes until they find one with just the right metaphysics for their shitty mathematics to actually make sense. I mean, we all still remember when MathWeasel6969420, et al. found a universe in which their don't exist nonsurjective endomorphisms of the algebraic closures of the inverse projective limits of perfectoid p-adic function fields. Absurd!

We'll have non such nonsense with our mathematics. And that's our promise to you.

HEREATENTROPY&SONS

We have one and only one mission.  The proper reification of conceptually diagonalized multilateral phase fluxes through globally invariant induction on the root lattices of the exceptional Dirac/J476B twistor bundles via nested Schwarzschild iterates of the 4th and 7th orders. 

Unfortunately such a monumental undertaking doesn't come cheap. After the great off-by-one error of 22,463 caused the majority of the solar system's financial assets to leak into the 6th dimension, the financial burden of continuing our research skyrocketed.

To compensate for these new expenditures, we've retro-causally grounded temporal beacons throughout our pasts, allowing us to transport the goods & artifacts of history from their clearly suboptimal spacetime coordinates directly to your door.

Goods not invented for millennia can now be yours! Quantum karaoke suppositories, algebraic utility substances, almost holomorphic kaleidoscopic fractalizers, normal household goods, but made of lasers, Entropy & Sons has it all!