Google Launches Attack Squadron on Amazon Prime IV
Once again, the Google metaintelligent hyper-corporation has returned to active hostilities with its age old rival, The People's Republic of Amazon. A squadron of topologically neutral attack drones was detected on the subspace grid last Tuesday leaving from the nearby Proxmia Centauri system where the Google Brain resides. The drones appear to be on a direct intercept course with the republic's homeworld of Amazon Prime IV, and should be arriving within days. Such a measure of open hostilities is likely not intended to provoke full scale confrontation between the two parties, but is more likely intended to be just another component of the ongoing negotiations around the accusations of copyright infringement levied against the republic. In particular, the Google hyper-corporation is acting as spokesperson...